Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.
Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.
by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014
by Redsnowflake March 24, 2010
A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023
Forcing a pregnant lady to put her baby back in her pussy after giving birth resulting in the death of the child and the mother.
After see the autism in my son's eyes, we decided to choose the vaginal return option to end our suffering.
by PPhil24 August 6, 2020
An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.
From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.
by TheBlueScout December 20, 2016
by Scimitar May 7, 2022
A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 17, 2023