extreme confidence in ones sexual prowess that often times leads to premature ejaculation and occasional injury of the vagina or the general vicinity of the groin. Vaginal Hubris is often a gateway crime to prostitution.
Shaniqua's vaginal hubris led to the contraction of herpes, syphilus, and a lazy eye on account of an overexcited spermmissile (pronounced miss-eye-el) to the optical nerve.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.