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A dildo for those who are in favor of vaginas. Instead of a penis shape, the vagildo takes the form of a vagina.
Excuse me sir, may I borrow your vagildo? I am in need of pleasuring myself.
by Dinkmers November 23, 2007
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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1. A dildo with a vagina end, so a male and a female can interact in sexual relations without transferring body fluids. This is a great way to have sex with your lover without transmitting, Herpes, AIDs, HIV, Death, Super Herpes, The Clap, Gonorrhea, BPS (Burning Penis Syndrome), and Oh Shit my Vagniaites. Also can be used if your lover has a small penis or incredibly loose vagina resembling the sand monster from Star Warz. Specifically useful for Catholics, Asians, and abstinent idiots.

2. An extremely offensive insult.
1. Man, I'm so happy my small penised boy friend who happens to have all sorts of STD's got a Vagildo. Now we can have sex without care!

2. YOU'RE SUCH A VAGILDO. (use capital letters to emphasize the strength of your voice)

3. This Vagildo is Tail Gate Tested and Tail Gate Approved!
by Captain Ghostbuster November 12, 2009
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A strap on vagina that is used by "females" who secrete that they have a penis . Also, can be used by homosexual men for extra spice intheir relationship.
guy 1: "yo bromance you got that vagildo on yet?"
guy 2: "yeah man, this thing looks and feels so realll sheeeeet"
by Javneet January 25, 2011
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A mechanical hand that gives u hand jobs while ur in bed
oh man i want a vagildo!!!!!!!!
by I WANT A FUKEN VAGILDO June 20, 2003
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