used mazda

It's when you get sloppy seconds from a guy who finishes quickly. Zoom zoom.

Dude, you know you're with a freaky chick when she gives you a used Mazda.

by cookielady June 1, 2009

used mazda

like a rusty trombone combined with a dirty sanchez

Dude, she advertised a used Mazda on Craigslist!

by I see what you did here. June 1, 2009

Used Mazda

The act of inserting the sucking tip of a dustbuster into one's anus during intercourse, and then turning it on. The accumulation of fecal matter on the end of the vacuum resembles the front of a rusty car, and the sound of the dustbuster running sounds like a car with a faulty muffler.

Ron: Hey Jeff, I gave Rhonda a Used Mazda last night! She loved it, but an anal bead got caught in the mechanism and destroyed the damn thing.

Jeff: What the hell are you talking about?

by Thereyougoreddit June 1, 2009

used Mazda

When you get sloppy seconds from a guy who finishes quickly.

Damn, I got a used Mazda. Zoom zoom!

by 3.1415927 June 1, 2009

Used Mazda

It's when you get sloppy seconds from a guy who finishes quickly. Zoom zoom.

Dude, you know you're with a freaky chick when she gives you a used Mazda.

by mazdadealer June 1, 2009

Used Mazda

A style of wife/girlfriend sharing where the person shared is in the back of a car (which need not be a Mazda), and taken in turn to all of the friends of the person for them to have sex with (in the car). Commonly done in aboriginal gangs to make up for an offense. If the person doesn't have a wife/girlfriend, a prostitute may be hired.

A- Aren't you mad at Henry for stealing your money?
T - No, he made up for it by giving everyone a used mazda.

by Thenri May 31, 2009

used mazda

Non sexual term when wanting to sound rude without actually being rude

Dude, you know you're with a freaky chick when she gives you a used Mazda.

by geddit May 31, 2009