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A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.
Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.
by holamonsieur March 20, 2010
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Supposed to me a user-inputed dictionary for words. However, has become a mindless forum of jokes, view-points, sex, and basically anything but the real definition of a word.
"I typed in the word 'shark' in UrbanDictionary."
"What is it?"
"Apparently a way to have sex."
"Hmph, I always thought it was a sea creature."
by To be June 30, 2006
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A website where every god damn definition has to involve something gross and/or sexual.
by A WHITE GUY September 08, 2016
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A dictionary that, every time I read it, my faith in humanity declines a little.
Urban Dictionary is supposedly for defining your world.
by 2341515 September 17, 2006
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A site with an amazing concept that was great up until 2005-ish. Today, 90% of Urban Dictionary is clogged with bizarre sexual acts that have fucking nothing to do with the original definitions.

The site in general is poorly moderated and misspelled to the bone. I often wonder if the creators of this site are still alive. I don't have much of a problem with incorrect spellings, but this shit heap has redefined (no pun intended) the word "misspell"

Today, 10 year olds enjoy this place the most. The small amount of definitions on here that don't relate to sex, usually relates to race or stereotypes. The 0.01% of the normal definitions are from back when this site was decent. Grow the fuck up, people.
(5 years ago)Urban dictionary user: England- A country in Western Europe with a mixed population. Invented the blah blah blah...
(Now) Urban dictionary user: a englend iz wen a gril wif croooked teet bites ur dick. dis becuz peeple in englennd hav bad teeth frm teh tee drinkin

Goodbye Urban Dictionary, you were great while you lasted...
by nobudhy December 30, 2009
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A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line
Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.
by Dan December 08, 2004
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