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Unwrinkled Bitch 

-non crusty, over the top bitch who’s a hoe with a lot of experience

Person 1: “Ay man what’s good”
Person 2: “Pretty good bro, I got an unwrinkled bitch”
Person 1: “A what?”
Person 2: “Unwrinkled bitch, she much better than that other girl I dated, she was dry”
Of all the women I’ve met, my unwrinkled bitch is the best, she ain’t dry that’s for sure.
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Unwrinkled bitch 

-non crusty, over the top bitch who’s a hoe with a lot of experience and knows what’s up

Person 1: “Ay, what’s good man?”
Person 2: “Nothin much man, life’s great, got an unwrinkled bitch and I’ve never been happier.”
Person 1: “You got a what.”
Person 2: “Oh my unwrinkled bitch, she ain’t dry that’s for sure.”
“I’ll tell ya, out of all the girls I’ve met, none are better than my unwrinkled bitch. She ain’t dry like those other hoes.”
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