University of Tampa 

The University of Tampa is a private, co-educational institution of higher education comprised of approx. 5,300 students. It offers excellent academics, a beautiful campus, hot women, and a great location. It's also one of the biggest party schools in Florida!

The University of Tampa...we pregame like you party and we live where you spring break!

University of Tampa by STUDENTTT September 8, 2006

University of Tampa 

University of Tampa nestled near the Hillsborough river, just west of downtown Tampa is a small private university.. now to the truth, this extremely overpriced, mediocre university in chock full of out of state rich students who are not smart enough to get into a prestigious private university. Due to the small nature and the fact that female students outnumber their male counterparts, this school has quite a reputation for manswapping, gangbanging females. If you like your girls wild and rich, this is the place for you! Best part, if they dont have room for you on dorms, they will put you up in a nearby hotel! Quite simply, UT is a more expensive, less adequate alternative to the nearby University of South Florida.

The famous saying about the University of Tampa... "You can't spell slut without UT"

University of Tampa by Tampa boy10 January 20, 2008

University Of Tampa 

The University of Tampa is a small school in Florida that is comprised of students who got rejected from their number one schools. It is conveniently located right outside of Ybor city, probably the scrubbiest street in the country. There are too many Guidos and Gays to fathom, and Greek life is a complete joke. The teachers have the least qualifications of any private school in the South. All of these things may be reasons for the transfer rate at 48% after freshman year.

All the girls are bringing their Baby Phat bags to class today, only to impress the Guidos at the University of Tampa.

University Of Tampa by ATampaSkank May 1, 2009

University of Tampa 

For some reason students find falling out of chairs to be uncontrollably funny while regular human beings see the act as a sick injustice

Haha look at the guy that fell out of the chair in the quad at the University of Tampa!

University of Tampa by Quincy Qweef May 16, 2011

University of Tampa

A ridiculously expensive private university in downtown Tampa where rich kids from New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, & Massachusetts go when they don't get into the University of Miami but still want to attend college somewhere tropical.

The parking garages look like luxury dealerships, filled with BMWs, Mercedes, Audis, & Porsche Cayennes Daddy bought for graduation. Students complain about being broke while wearing $150 Lululemon shorts, $200 On Clouds, & holding $9 Starbucks drinks.

The student body consists of former lacrosse players, aspiring influencers, finance bros, sorority girls, & kids whose entire personality is being from Jersey or NY. Everyone majors in business or marketing, but their real major is going to MacDinton's on Thursdays.

Everyone's Instagram bio says "UTampa '30," & students complain about walking to class in 75-degree weather.

The campus looks like a five-star resort, tuition costs as much as a luxury SUV, & students spend more time at the pool than the library. Everyone posts Plant Hall as they discovered it, & every freshman thinks they'll become a millionaire selling real estate.

The hardest part isn't passing accounting. It's convincing your parents that your $70,000-a-year Florida vacation is an education.

Bro goes to the University of Tampa, drives a brand-new Audi his parents bought him, wears Lululemon to his 10 AM business class, & complains about being broke because Daddy only gave him $2k for the month.

University of Tampa by MoneyPlz November 5, 2026