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university of mary washington

A liberal arts university in Fredericksburg, VA. Students are predominantly from Virginia, although not always. Along with being ranked as one of "America's Best Values" in terms of the cost of the school, UMW's sports teams are always at the top of the Conference for most sports.

Don't be fooled by its impressive statistics for strictly academics, UMW seems to have developed a population of hard drinking students. Students commonly go out to party on Thursday, Friday, Saturday of each week, although its not uncommon for the standard "40's and Monday Night Football".
Director at UMW's Dining Services (He said this on Thanksgiving in 2007): "University of Mary Washington, looks more like university of alcoholics."
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University of Mary Washington

This college is the worst college in virginia, probably the planet. it sucks and there is nothing to do except schoolwork...so if you enjoy working your ass off for mediocre grades and partying once ever 2 months at a lame-ass party until cops bust it at 11.30 then this is the skool for you! plus the kids here are rich, spoiled self-centered brats...so enjoy!
hey did u hear bout a party at the University of Mary Washington?

nah, man theres no such thing

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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