I hate it. The people are dicks and you can't afford anything. I'd leave if I could. If I'm so free how come I can't leave? Because I don't have any money because I refuse to lick their balls and kiss their asses. They are egomaniacs and batshit crazy people all of them. They are all retarded there are some cool ones but most are fucking idiots you wish would drop dead. They are good at pretending though but the country is full of homeless and poor people because there are no jobs and you can't survive on minimum wage. But they'd rather give you a bus ticket out then give you a job. Not that a job would matter because you can't survive on minimum wage. America is a big pile of crap I hate it I'd live in Amsterdam if I could where I could write books.
by Mehohehmeh July 31, 2009
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The most generous country in the world...sometimes too generous in my opinion.
US:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! :-(
US: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred million dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defense and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in US's face)
by The Scrumptrilizer January 18, 2005
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The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism
Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves
by Dr.Quackers September 8, 2020
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A country with citizens who take themselves and their country way too seriously.

Most people will agree that a country is only a symbol and that what it entitles is its population. And what is "population"? A group of diverse human beings.
What makes the United States different from Belgium? Very little. Its policies and laws may be slightly different, and some cultural and traditional aspects are obviously original to each country.
But apart from that, very little seperates them both. Or from any other country for that matter. Our needs and desires are the same.

So why on Earth are so many people debating the topic?!? Many Americans seem to puff themselves up by imagining that the whole world despises them and is continuously plotting either against them, or at least thinking evil thoughts about them.
Think. Again.
I've lived in Asia, Europe and the US. My father is African and my mother European, and I grew up in a French system. I've been surrounded by different people from different cultures since birth.

I can promise you: we aren't continuously fretting about Americans.The only time we really discuss them is when we read the paper or watch TV, ie through the media, and we only really ponder the effects the government's ideas will have on other countries. There isn't any American-bashing.

Therefore please stop victimizing your nation or yourselves. Nobody (in the Western world, in any case) really, sincerely, cares.
US citizen: Why does the whole world hate the United States of America? We haven't done anything wrong!
European: Umm... no. Not the whole world. The only European you'll find bashing the States is an immature adolescent who needs to sound clever by hating some political figure, and doesn't read the paper so picks the only country he/she knows a little about.
by Rousseau October 2, 2006
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Everything that's wrong with Western society can be found here: A country filled with ignorant, obese, gun-loving, xenophobic, brainwashed, Christian fools who don't know what freedom means despite shouting it around all day. If you don't believe me take a look at who they just elected as president
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The US has been involved in 90% of wars since WWII
Over 40% of the American population is morbidly obese
The United States of America is Mcdonaldsland
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-Something worth dying for.

-Home of true "Freedom" "Liberty" and "Justice". Truly

-A great land who currently is in danger of corruption beyond imagination. Yet through valour, and strife may we restore her balance, and renew her glory.

-A place I proudly call home.
Let us come together and bring back what was once the GREAT United States of America!
by Patriotic@america December 23, 2005
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