the epic unicorn that can defeat ninjas, and that is so epic, it is a ninja.
every time a ninja unicorn poops, more epicness is spread throughout the world
unicorn ninjas dont eat rainbows and poop butterflies,

they eat lightning and poop epicness
by X3 time January 4, 2012
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ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.

get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.

damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
by nooooodle.! January 19, 2009
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When a guy wears a strap on around his head and runs toward his chick from across the room. He then jumps at hear with the strap on heading toward her nether region.
Dale was trying to Ninja Unicorn some chick last night and we saw her run and scream from his boat.
by NWFHA July 23, 2009
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A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.
by Mtg187 July 10, 2022
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