Ungroom

1. Verb. To create the appearance of uncleanliness and unkemptness.

2. The opposite of to groom

3. When you change your mind about being a groom

1. girl: "I just need to go ungroom myself"

2. Whilst playing scrabble,

Sam: "Penni, UNGROOM is not a word!
Penni: "Yes it is, urbandictionary.com says it is!

by Penpen3535 July 6, 2011

ungroomal optimism

Ungroomal optimism - when a single guy has undying optimism that he'll one day be the groom to the love of his wife/life. He can still be 100, as long as he's still living and optimistic!

The poor guy gets dumped more than a clown in a dunktank. He never complains around anyone about being single; he just has this ungroomal optimism about him.

by formattedfire3 November 1, 2013