Ungroomal optimism - when a single guy has undying optimism that he'll one day be the groom to the love of his wife/life. He can still be 100, as long as he's still living and optimistic!
The poor guy gets dumped more than a clown in a dunktank. He never complains around anyone about being single; he just has this ungroomal optimism about him.
by formattedfire3 November 01, 2013
1. Verb. To create the appearance of uncleanliness and unkemptness.
2. The opposite of to groom
3. When you change your mind about being a groom
2. The opposite of to groom
3. When you change your mind about being a groom
1. girl: "I just need to go ungroom myself"
2. Whilst playing scrabble,
Sam: "Penni, UNGROOM is not a word!
Penni: "Yes it is, urbandictionary.com says it is!
2. Whilst playing scrabble,
Sam: "Penni, UNGROOM is not a word!
Penni: "Yes it is, urbandictionary.com says it is!
by Penpen3535 July 05, 2011