by JoeNJ2 February 26, 2011
To have your social networking profile banned (or smyffed) for no apparent reason other than living life.
Usually occurs when the network administrators take their rules too literally i.e.
1. Having too many friends
2. Being a member of a banned group
3. Sending too many messages
4. Not using your profile much
Can also occur when a third party asks you to shut your profile down, such as your employer when they think you are networking in work time.
Usually occurs when the network administrators take their rules too literally i.e.
1. Having too many friends
2. Being a member of a banned group
3. Sending too many messages
4. Not using your profile much
Can also occur when a third party asks you to shut your profile down, such as your employer when they think you are networking in work time.
DAVE: Well done John for getting smyffed.
JOHN: Thanks Dave, but that wasn't my intention. I was catching up with friends on Facebook during my lunch break, and before you know it, I'm dragged into the office and given a bollocking!
DAVE: Sorry to here that John. What occured?
JOHN: Well they forced me to close my account or lose my job.....I had to close my account of course 'cos I have a family to feed. I have a lawyer on the case though......we're taking them to court on the grounds of unfair dismyffal.
DAVE: Good luck with that....gotta go.....tell me all about it on Twitter later on!!
JOHN: Thanks Dave, but that wasn't my intention. I was catching up with friends on Facebook during my lunch break, and before you know it, I'm dragged into the office and given a bollocking!
DAVE: Sorry to here that John. What occured?
JOHN: Well they forced me to close my account or lose my job.....I had to close my account of course 'cos I have a family to feed. I have a lawyer on the case though......we're taking them to court on the grounds of unfair dismyffal.
DAVE: Good luck with that....gotta go.....tell me all about it on Twitter later on!!
by Mahabarat March 16, 2010
by kosted March 28, 2018
When your opinion about something that you also do but worse and perhaps with the letter in the alphabet that comes before D and after F
Oi boothy lee whip them blinkers off its little unfair. Me and Jake will be the be bigger men massive pun intended. Look this is a minor, little, tiny, minute, miniature problem. You lee and the other 5 dwarfs back the fuck off. So Recipe boy thats 10 - 0 to me and Jake.
by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater August 6, 2020
by WolfClaw406 January 20, 2009
An unfair martha is when a guy shits on his female sex partner's chest and then tit fucks her with the shit.
"I really had to go, and she was dry anyway, so I just squatted over her and gave her an Unfair Martha."
by Patty Duke September 4, 2006
A woman or (girl) who treats the man she is dating as if he was the female. In both the social and romantic seance.
(1) A woman (or girl) who imitates the worst behaviors of men as a way of keeping the man in her life under control.
(2) Women who act so rudely or unkind towards men that they annoy other women.
(3) A woman (or girl) who dose not communicate with her man.
(1) A woman (or girl) who imitates the worst behaviors of men as a way of keeping the man in her life under control.
(2) Women who act so rudely or unkind towards men that they annoy other women.
(3) A woman (or girl) who dose not communicate with her man.
June: Where's your girlfriend, I thought this was your date night?
John: - shrugs.
June: That is so unfair!
John: Shes and unfair maiden.
John: - shrugs.
June: That is so unfair!
John: Shes and unfair maiden.
by NEX888 January 15, 2011