Uncle Fester

An unflushed dump left in the toilet.
by Todd Hamilton November 30, 2004
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That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."
"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"
by Jason L. March 03, 2005
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The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.
"Here comes Uncle Fester, hide the snacks."
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Uncle Fester - Child Molestor

Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''

Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.

''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''

2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
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A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.
Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.
by lil white boi from bama January 02, 2010
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Someone who can't screw in a light bulb. Uncle Fester only knows how to screw herself.... she just sits and festers!
You think we are gonna answer your e-mail...well you can just go Uncle Fester!!!
by bobapple October 14, 2005
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The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.
by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019
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