um

Um is the sound beginning Buddist(s) make while trying to meditate by copying a professional elderly person who doesn't um at all.

1: Uming will help you keep concentration!
2: But, you don't um!
1: Um, now.

by 1928 February 12, 2005

um

1.an expression having a discretionary undertone and is usually used in a state of confusion, or as an aid in connecting lies or other words into informal grammatical conversations; a word that assists in a person’s conversation.

2.usually used by tweakers to finish up their elaborate lies.

Man: Where did you buy those imac computers?

Tweaker: um, I was working for this guy....um.....and he hella hooked it up. All I did was ummmm...

by sonic559 July 23, 2010

ums

Adding "ums" to words will make them better in all ways. Except when you use "ums" to make words longer than they usually are. One of the few exceptions to this rule is Dogums, meaning Dog, but making it kick ass.

GayFgt24: Let's play some basketballums after we practice guitarums.

SmartNub43: Dogums.

by lordzane20 April 28, 2007

um sex um

A moan usually used by asian kids with small dicks. If you hear this moan anywhere, it is most likely to come from an autistic child called isaac. Also could mean her or his penis is tingling and can't wait to suck some male tits

-Classroom is silent-
Isaac: UM SEX UM

by lordvaraj666 December 28, 2018

um

A word one says when disturbed by pervertedness.

Simon: Ask dillon if he eats cum for breakfast.

Mackenzie: um

by mackenzierules December 5, 2006

um

See "Uh'm".

Synonym for "I'm".

"What Um 'bout to do right now is take that ass to da flo."

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

ums

very cuddly like,can be used as a verb but not usually
or an adjactive

"damn that rave was ums"(adj.)

"he was umsin all over the place."(verb.)

by stassi February 26, 2008