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ultimullet 

a mullet haircut so extreme that it is nearly shaved on the top and sides and the back extends down past the wearer's ass. can also be used to describe the wearer.
Dude, check out the ultimullet on that drunk-ass!
ultimullet by weeZy August 12, 2002
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The Ultimullet 

The Ultimullet can be described as a mullet style haircut; somewhat short on top, long in the back, but in epic fucking proportions. The Ultimullet is the antithesis of grace and style, especially since it originates on the head of a 60 year old woman. This magnificent mullet cannot be seen on multiple individuals, it is a singular entity, and as such should only be muttered with extreme reverence to its originator.
Did you see that lady's haircut? It was the ultimate mullet. Check that...that shit was The Ultimullet.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026