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Sad-uction 

the failing attempt to get the attention of the opposite sex, characterized by grossly inapproproriate jokes, incomplete personal hygiene, and invasion of personal space.
When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.
Sad-uction by maggsilicious June 5, 2011
(uk'shen)~Noun. A phrase used to describe any odd event that occurs. Also known to have healing and magical properties as well as curing a rare case of spasms. Often times it can cause massive explosions.
1. Looks are decieaving when Uctions are involved.

2. Iv'e got big Uctions!

3. We ain't afraid of no Uctions!

4. Only Uctions can save the king!
Uctions by Fiercedeity18 July 20, 2007

Durban Uictionary 

.noitanalpxe na deen tnod uoY
Durban Uictionary si ytterp looc!
A suffix attatched to any name or noun to describe a problem associated with that person or thing.
The abbreviated conjunction of a name/noun and the word "situation."
My boyfriend Ben is driving me crazy. I need to take care of this Ben-uation.
-or-
The ceiling is leaking. I'm gonna call a roofer to attend to this roof-uation.
-uation by Shay and Alex September 5, 2005
The opposite of suction. Instead of a down flow of suction it is a up flow of uption.
I don't know how to use uption in a sentence.
Uption by Uption June 17, 2018
A name of a girl who is loving, kind, super energetic and is a queen. She is friends with everyone and everyone likes her. She is truly the greatest person to have in your life.

If you have a Ucionne in your life, cherish her
Ucionne is so fun and amazing
Ucionne is the best
Ucionne by Anonymous0206 November 13, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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