This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
fog & ufo is stupid
by 100 000 001 is divisible by 17 September 23, 2023
Chaos. Utter chaos, with random topics every 30 seconds.
It can be wholesome as well, unless another guy pops up with a random topic.
It can be wholesome as well, unless another guy pops up with a random topic.
I escaped from #general-ufo's chaos.
by vincinama June 17, 2021
Someone who has had “the veil” pulled away from their eyes. Their reality is no longer based on non fiction…topics. Reality has been turned upside down by alien phenomena or paranormal events…
by Orb Guy November 12, 2022
by Deadpanlives April 19, 2023