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tyson the muzi

Tyson the MUZI is a crazy assassin he is one of the most top 10 craziest terrorists of the world you would never want to get in contact with a MUZI with this many bombs, fun fact tyson the MUZI has bombed over 90 millions planes jus this week if u ever see tyson the MUZI in surrey Canada please contact the police he is wanted and on the run🤭
BOONK gang eskateet allah ak-bar it’s tyson the muzi please save my poor soul

The Mike Tyson Theory 

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

mike tyson on the booty 

When you bite the booty and then do a Tim Tebow on the booty immediately after
Hey Bro I just mike Tysoned on the booty!!
No way man i heard Fred mike tysoned the same booty last week Mannnnn
I often mike Tyson on the booty soo...

The Mike Tyson experience 

The mike tyson experience is when your about to cum on a girls face, you cum and when her face is covered in your cum you proceed to haymaker that hoe in the face so hard that she forgets her name. Biting off her ear is optional.
Damn johnny gave Emily The Mike Tyson experience

The Tyson Toast 

When a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to climax you pull out of her mouth, nut in her ear, and proceed to bite her ear off. Do so as if her ear is the bread and the nut is the condiment.
"Bro this girl was giving me head and I pulled off The Tyson Toast!"
The Tyson Toast by Humphrey III September 22, 2019

The Mike Tyson 

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.
Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.