(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.
• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
"The Catch III" and receiver of first Giants TD in Super Bowl XLII. Went from nothing to hero in two plays.
by Can't say that I liked either team, but what a game February 12, 2008
A prospective purchaser of a car who does not know what he or she is looking for when examining the car. From the pointless gesture of kicking the tyres often employed by such.
by Sweavo January 5, 2007
by lolyouskank November 23, 2015
Tyree He some shit
by Tuff gay dude January 23, 2019
Marie: I like them jeans on her.
Emma: eww no look at the spare tyre hanging over the top in all its mushy greatness.
Marie: yeah you're right they'd look so much better on me hohoho!
Emma: eww no look at the spare tyre hanging over the top in all its mushy greatness.
Marie: yeah you're right they'd look so much better on me hohoho!
by The Hippy Hippy shake October 25, 2007
An alt-left group that calls themselves "climate activists" that slash the tires of SUV owners, specifically targeting the middle-class – instead of going after the multi-billion dollar companies that lobby to pollute the Earth's atmosphere...
by Commieblocks September 2, 2023