Two T's 

a female who has tattoos and also have a nice pair of titties

Me and a friend was at a bar drinking our beer when this fine looking Two T's came in. She was a brunette who had tattoos on her upper arms and her breasts was popping out of her tank-top.

Two T's by Thieng May 22, 2011

I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

There is a set of two people and people say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends. Which means one is pretty and the other is not and it’s always like that with friends.

Girl: *posts a picture or TikTok w/ friend*
People: I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

I haven’t seen two pretty best friends by anonymous November 9, 2020

I Don't Give Two Shits 

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

I Don't Give Two Shits by ChronicClub August 18, 2016

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him

Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020

I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends

This... This is just straight facts from god

- I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends, one is always ugly

I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends by 3lsda November 3, 2020

don't give two shits 

you don't care what the person is saying, at all

As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".

don't give two shits by yaIcussgotaproblem December 15, 2011

I don't give two shits 

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.

Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!

I don't give two shits by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010