The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019
earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
by diggymac July 19, 2018
The Tennessee two-step is the act of performing anal sex on a woman who is on the verge of severe diarrhea. The goal of the two step is to have a third partner in waiting that will, via a tag team method, switch places with the man fucking the woman in the ass in an attempt to replace his penis with the other penis and not have any diarrhea fall out.
Tennessee two-step
Last Friday me and Timmy we’re doing a Tennessee two-step on this big chick but Timmy missed timed his placement and now I can’t sleep in my room .
Last Friday me and Timmy we’re doing a Tennessee two-step on this big chick but Timmy missed timed his placement and now I can’t sleep in my room .
by Archibald P. Biggums Esq. November 14, 2020
When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
by Little England April 3, 2017
When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.
by Frankie' September 19, 2014
by Jdog333 October 7, 2020
When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019