Twend 

Twend is when you mispwonounce wowds

When Izzy says Trend but comes out as Twend

Twend by Twending August 29, 2022

Twend 

a trending tweet on the social networking sight "Twitter".

yo, dude, #bieber has been a twend for like 5 years, i fucking hate that guy.

Twend by mrmattboring June 26, 2010

twend 

Concatenated abbreviation of the lesser know British slang insult 'twat end'; part of the female body twixt twat and brown star.

"Good morning, isn't it a lovely day!"
"shut up you twend"

twend by drop_dead_fred January 28, 2008

twend 

Short for "twin vend" - when you put enough money in a vending machine for one product but the machine gives you two of that product, hence a "twin vend"

The snack machine just twended me two Kit Kat Bars. It's my lucky day!

twend by icedoverfire November 4, 2009

flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Tenderfoot 

American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.

Despite having been to university, you’re still a tenderfoot when you start in the workplace.

Tenderfoot by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Teendumb 

After turning of legal age and having to deal with adult situations like working and paying bills, ie: living in the real world, all the teenage drama and petty crisis seem dumb.

Teendumb fades away once you become an adult.

Teendumb by jpg3 July 20, 2011