Turtle Shell

When you sit down and your balls are showing through your pants.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see John's turtle shell in class today?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was so distracting I hardly got work done!

by Ferretballs907 March 28, 2015

Turtle Shell

When you masterbate so much you develop a calis on the head of your penis and then don't shower for a while and go and bone.

Guy 1: "Dude i've been jerking it so much this week"
Guy 2: "Id didn't need to know that but why?"
Guy 1: "So I can Turtle Shell your mom this weekend!"

by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

Turtle Shell

When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.

I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.

by Doo! May 03, 2016

Turtle Shell

A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.

"Dude, my dick is turtle shelled right now since I just got out of the pool"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

Turtle shell

The really annoying things in mario kart that fuck you up really bad. They come in three different types:green, red(or brown), or blue. The green ones aren't so bad they just fling around stupidly. The brown ones, you should watch out for.
They seek the person in front of you and fuck them up. The blue ones automattically go to the player in 1st place.

"I was in first place, then fuckin yoshi threw a red turtle shell at me and I got fourth."

by thecrazyone1104 June 12, 2008

turtle shells

Psilocybe tyrannus, or commonly referred to as turtle shells, is a fairly new discovered psychadelic drug that dramatically increases a person's uptake of dopamine when consumed. Not only that, but it also contains high amounts of dopamine. The drug is actually a rare fungus that has nothing to do with a turtle. The fungus comes from several island countries such as Madagascar and the phillipines, and needs to be grown in intense sunglight. Even after it is full grown, the dealer must heat the fungus at high temperatures to make it produce pyschadelic effects. The result of this makes it almost leathery, and people say it looks like a turtle shell hence the name. Other street names include the tyrant, sithlord, dooku, and darth turtle. The trips of this drug have been compared to that of acid and ectasy but even stronger. Although there is no physical addiction to this drug, long term effects can be devastating to one's brain cell count and create a future of mental illness.

Yo TJ wanna pick up an ounce of turtle shells and play with my easy bake oven?

by theinformer69 August 12, 2006

Turtle Shelling

In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.

Ah, i'm playing knife only and this guy keeps Turtle Shelling me.

by Mr.Wizenhymer September 08, 2010