Turtle Beach 

A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.

Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.

Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.

Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.

Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.

Awesome when opponents don't.

"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"

"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"

Turtle Beach by SupraBro-93 February 9, 2010

turtle beach 

Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.

I just bought a turtle beach x3!

-wow, what a waste of money.

turtle beach by three1ohhh March 22, 2009

Turtle beach 

A sexual position in where you strap each of your testicles to the participants respective ears and rapidly thrust your girth into their throat while screaming "Aww, Fuck yeah cunt!".

"My dad gave me a turtle beach for Christmas last year".

Turtle beach by Pewgheypai October 25, 2014

turtle beach 

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.

Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night

turtle beach by urufufu April 20, 2011

Turtle-Beach Headband 

The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.

Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.

Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.

Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.

Turtle-Beach Headband by sexyface69 June 9, 2011

Turtle Beach Hair

The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.

"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."

"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."

Turtle Beach Hair by SupraBro-93 February 5, 2010

Turtle beach hair

The result of playing your xbox/ ps3 too long while wearing a turtle beach headset.

When I'm done playing Halo, I usually end up with a bad case of turtle beach hair.

Turtle beach hair by Megadethisgood December 9, 2011