1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
by EmancipateTheChildren November 30, 2010
1. You can't polish a turd
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
by Duw November 7, 2013
by jwaK November 6, 2008
A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.
Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 3, 2010
A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.
A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.
A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.
A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”
by Poet laureate July 23, 2019
by TeamDepp May 23, 2022