Travel Tummy is a collection of digestive ailments that occur when you're on the road for any length of time. Travel Tummy includes stomach aches, nausea, indigestion, constipation and diarrhea and it has a variety of causes.
Some situation that cause Travel Tummy include: too much eating out at fast food places (and the realization that you've eaten fries three times in the last two days); eating too much ethnic food (like a Japanese dish that turns out to pretty much just be noodles and sautéed onions); anxiety about pooping in a motel bathroom that has thin walls and no fan; spending too much time in a car or other enclosed space with other people and not being able to pass gas when you need to; having your mother-in-law always offer to use a public restroom with you when you need to go, choosing the stall next to yours and then talking to you the entire time you try to poop.
Cures for Travel Tummy include ordering more salads, drinking less soda and coffee, wandering off by yourself at least once a day, and in extreme situations, returning home.
Some situation that cause Travel Tummy include: too much eating out at fast food places (and the realization that you've eaten fries three times in the last two days); eating too much ethnic food (like a Japanese dish that turns out to pretty much just be noodles and sautéed onions); anxiety about pooping in a motel bathroom that has thin walls and no fan; spending too much time in a car or other enclosed space with other people and not being able to pass gas when you need to; having your mother-in-law always offer to use a public restroom with you when you need to go, choosing the stall next to yours and then talking to you the entire time you try to poop.
Cures for Travel Tummy include ordering more salads, drinking less soda and coffee, wandering off by yourself at least once a day, and in extreme situations, returning home.
I had the worst travel tummy after eating Taco Bell and then driving 6 hours to my aunt's house. I can't believe her only bathroom opens directly off of the living room and doesn't have a fan or window.
by Annie Mork February 25, 2014
by OLUPNYA December 30, 2019
A condition where you can't stop shitting yourself.
Symptoms include:
•Shitting your drawers
•Shitting out brown or green water
• A burning asshole
• Stomach Pain
Causes:
•Taco Bell
•Salmonella
•E-Coli
•Undercooked takeout
Treatment:
•Immodium
•Drinking water to keep hydrated
• BRAT Diet: Bread, Rice, Apples and toast as they are bland foods which wont aggravate the digestive system.
•Not eating Taco Bell
Symptoms include:
•Shitting your drawers
•Shitting out brown or green water
• A burning asshole
• Stomach Pain
Causes:
•Taco Bell
•Salmonella
•E-Coli
•Undercooked takeout
Treatment:
•Immodium
•Drinking water to keep hydrated
• BRAT Diet: Bread, Rice, Apples and toast as they are bland foods which wont aggravate the digestive system.
•Not eating Taco Bell
by Rotten Turkey October 27, 2022
by pixieforest March 30, 2021
An intense feeling of "over fullness" following a big meal or bottomless Rootbeer Float. Usually followed by laying on the floor, stomach massage, moaning and regret.
Ooooo, why did I eat that second burger!? Now I've got Marcia Tummy. I'm going to go lay down for a while and let my body focus on digestion.
by GenericCdn November 30, 2017