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Tugboat Sammy 

The sexual act that occurs when a guy is fucking you and you decide to clinch real tight and pull away from him, dragging him along.
"WHERE YOU GOING?! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TUGBOAT SAMMY WITH MY DICK?!"
Tugboat Sammy by tatortot01 July 6, 2012

dutch tugboat out to sea

This is a dutch tugboat when your buddy isn't up to fucking the hooker you just paid for. So you take him sailing out to sea via the tugboat. Don't forget to bring him into the harbor (her snatch).
After getting the escorts up to the room and a fifth later, my Jedi Protoge was not up to it, so I persuaded him with a dutch tugboat out to sea.

Sunken Tugboat 

A hand job underwater. Preferiably in a hottub.
"Bro we got in the 'jucooz and she gave me a Sunken Tugboat."
Sunken Tugboat by Bposten November 24, 2011

Seattle Tugboat 

The northwest form of a Cleveland Steamer. It is critical that you eat a large quantity of Mexican food before preforming the Seattle Tugboat so that you have diharria. You then crap on the girl's chest and slide down with a "toot toot" noise, more like a tugboat.
Dude 1: Man I gave this chick a wicked Seattle Tugboat last night!
Dude 2: I didn't know you had a girlfriend!
Dude 1: No, man it was your girlfriend!
Seattle Tugboat by TJ_01 February 19, 2009

tugboatsandwich 

when you tie your wife to the side of a docked tug boat and munch on her va-jay-jay for hours on end while making the noises "nom-nom-nom" and "toot toot"

also a boss gamertag on xbox
Mike: Last night i tugboatsandwiched this broad and she drowned

Tom: Holy shit i played this guy on cod7 named tugboatsandwich and he raped my shit

tug boat to spain 

a sexual act in witch a female preforms a hand job while using the males own poop as lubricant.
yo me and maria are going on a tug boat to Spain tomorrow!
tug boat to spain by guy oriely February 20, 2011