Tsb

True story bro; A Variation to the popular "Csb" referring to: Cool story, bro.

Mike: I got anal probed by Matt and his friends last night
George: Nowai, you lie!
Mike: TSB!

by Kartilic February 06, 2010

TSB

acronym for Toxic Semen Buildup, which is what happens to you when you are not getting any for some time and your balls start to turn purple because of it **gg**

.... should make for a good excuse when your girlfriend is denying you your basic needs - but in reality, it hardly ever does. Women can be so cruel!! :-(

"Aw come on now, woman, you don't want me to get TSB, do you?!" -- "Get lost, there's no such thing!!"

by TheWizardOfLoss January 24, 2005

TSBS

Acronym for "Taylor Swift Butt Syndrome". Used to describe someone with a flat posterior.

I have accepted that I will always have TSBS no matter how much I squat.

by lumpybutt4000 June 05, 2017

TSB

TSB - Tall, Skinny, Blonde. Usually generically good-looking, often achieved with extreme dieting and embracing of peroxide.
Some examples include Gwyneth Paltrow, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton Gweyneth Paltrow TSB

by CapeOmnius June 22, 2009

tsb

means 'tough shit bitch' or 'tough shit biatch', depending on the mood.

"Oh my god, im well annoyed, i can't go out this weekend!"
"TSB!"

by ma93 July 10, 2008

TSBS

an acronym for the phrase, "that's some bullshit!" or the alternate, "this is some bullshit."

guy - "holy shit! you're pregnant?!? TSBS!

girl - thanks for caring...

by therealthrock November 24, 2010

TSB

Text Sex Buddie
A Text Sex Buddie is usually unavailable, ie married/in a relationship, with whom you can share text porn without actually having to have an affair. Its completely acceptable in all modern day relationships! ;0)

"I'm not shagging him, his just my TSB!"

by Lou xx January 15, 2007