The act of intermittently squirting little blasts of tainted cauliflower induced diarrhea onto a woman's face while she toung fucks your asshole for six hours. And then making a "Shroud of Turin" style impression of the aftermath to be framed and hung in the study as a receipt.
Steve has really been crushing his Donald Trump Jrs lately. His latest work it reminiscent of early Jackson Pollock.
by Gavrilo'sCheeseSandwich January 23, 2019
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Donald Trump Jr. is the eldest son of President Donald Trump. He is known for his IQ of 73. His cousin, Mary Trump, often refers to him as his stupidest relative. He is so stupid, it staggers people.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Donald Trump Jr.?

Donald Trump: He is by far, the stupidest boy I have ever met!
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Is what the retard of a president calls his very very small dick.
Melanie: hey trump is your weenie as big as your trump tower?
TRUMP: hell yea mah donald trump jr is ready for yaaaa
melanie: - SUDDENLY SEES THE LITTLE THING- WTF DADDY DAMN! IM GOING BACK TO RUSSIA!
by ........................hey... February 24, 2017
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