An attractive, older woman who is marred by random, inexplicable "snorting" noises, that are very similar to those a truffle pig make when on the hunt.
Dude: did you sore with that cougar from the bar last night?
Me: nah. I spent 20 mins with her and found out she was a total truffler. I couldn't take it anymore
so bailed in search of some trim.