A sexual act where you ride a woman as hard and fast as she can go, while carrying a small sick child, until she is ruined. Once you dismount, you blow your load on her head like putting down a horse.
John: Mary isn't gonna make it to the party tonight... I did her True Grit Style at home and I left her on the bedroom floor all covered in goo.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.