Tristan Velosa

If headache is a person, Tristan Velosa is your guy. He has the biggest clown feet that anyone on this planet could have but the funny thing he is one of the shortest on this planet. Measuring at a whopping 5'2. He is a good guy but a fucking doos.

Guy 1: Boet that guy is such a Tristan Velosa, he is such a doos
Guy 2: Yeah have you seen his feet

by real_velosa July 29, 2022