the worst fucking flick to hit in rocket league. this shit is so bad but anyone who fails to defend is even more shit. the flick involves a 360 degree yaw rotation, ended with a flip upwards. this shit is so bad it was coined after the worst fucking player in rocket league Tristan Hartmeyer
by greedigrabbycwazycwabby February 1, 2023
A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022
by Momentbruh69 January 2, 2020
by joIJD December 11, 2018
The coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants traits are being cool skateboarding doing flips being cool
have you seen Tristan p he is the coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants
by thickdickdady69 October 19, 2022
The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020
A real living legend. Who if you get to meet, you’ll remember him for the rest of your life even if you didn’t want to hahhaha
by Ryan leonardo November 25, 2021