Treweke

A knob head that doesn't like to play tennis! And a person who is really good at getting permanent jobs and is on the dole. And their sister is gash!

I'm a knob head who doesnt like to play tennis and get permanent jobs and is on the dole. I'm a Treweke!!

by DOIB August 14, 2011

Treweek

A Treweek is someone that insists on inserting Lynx cans up his arse.
They become very furious when objects are taken away from them that are the right size for the arsehole.
Once furious, they tend to start to fist them selves resulting in shit everywhere.

Not only this, once in their furious state they start moving around very stiff and are thrusting their arms in a "rooting" mode. Treweek's tend to dribble alot once furious and can tend to crack teeth from clenching to hard.

Benny; WTF? Why is there shit all up the wall in the bathroom?
Blaine; Fuckin Peter did a Treweek.

Benny; This turns me fucking on hard core SHIT

by huttbenstick69 March 4, 2010

Treekeys

a TreeKey is a tree that works with your keys to rape and kill you. Your keys jump out of your hand, and while you stop to pick them up, the tree's branches pick you up and wrap themselves around you. Then their little tree willy comes out... they also have a loose connection to clowns

(aka freaky treekeys)

John "what happened to that girl from accross the street?"
Alice "I heard she was murdered by one of those Treekeys, those things are scary"

by LEAMUIRLAY November 5, 2012