Travis Scott Apology 

an apology so shit that it makes logan paul's apology look better

Travis Scott Apology:
I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I just wanna send out prayers to the ones that was lost last night. We are actually working right now to identify the families so we can help assist them during this tough time. You know, my fans. My fans mean the world to me and I always just really wanna leave them with a positive experience and any time I could make out anything that's going on, you know like stop the show and help them get the help they need. I could just never imagine the severity of the situation. We are working closely with everyone and just trynna get to the bottom of this, just city of Houston, fire department, you know, everyone to, you know, help us figure this out. If you have any information please contact the local authorities. Everyone please continue to keep the prayers. I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I'm gonna do anything I can to keep you guys updated. Just keep you guys informed on what's going on. Love you all.

Travis Scott Apology by Umar9man May 6, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016