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Devil's Trap 

It's a trap that catches demons.
Dude! make a Devil's Trap.
Devil's Trap by The Doctor 10 October 29, 2014

Beginner's Trap

a trap that leads to your death that you otherwise wouldn't have known.
"When I was playing dark souls on my very first run I fell for the beginner's trap when I died climbing down a pointless ladder that broke and killed me"
Beginner's Trap by Johncena21322132 February 20, 2017

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.
"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

Schrodinger's Trap 

A thought experiment that proposes the following. If you fuck a feminine looking person, and never check if they have a dick, are you gay? Did they have a dick to begin with?
Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap

Schrödinger's Trap 

When you combine Schrödinger's cat with anime Traps.

Schrödinger's Trap is a person that unless directly asked you cannot be certain of their sex as it can change as the story progresses.
"Is Ruka Urushibara from Steins;Gate a guy or a chick?"
"Both and neither, a Schrödinger's Trap. Rintarou fell for it."

or SPOILER for Tengoku Daimakyou

"Have you seen Tengoku Daimakyou? Kiruko's a flippin' dude inside!"
"Yeah, never would have guessed it, another Schrödinger's Trap."

Fetterman's Trap 

A stupid name for a really good game, see Whitaker's Bowl
Mofo! It ain't no Fetterman's Trap! It's Whitakers Bowl! (Or Cum Champ-pag-ange!")
Fetterman's Trap by Gypsy Bummer January 18, 2005