Tractor-san

Sibling of truck-kun, a force to be rekoned with. he managed to isekai kazuma without even touching him.

P1: yo u goin to a coutryside later?
P2: aw yep
P1: ight then watch out for tractor-san tho dont get isekaied out there bro

by 早上好中國，現在我是一個simp December 13, 2022

Tractored

ever tired of the overused term “triggered” an attempt was made to switch to targeted. during a spoken mishap tractored came out and it’s been our go to ever since.

to be used in place of triggered.

no one: “opinion!”
me: “TRACTORED!!”

by NovaSensei May 31, 2019

on the tractor

when someone is riding a farmer

"my asshole hurts, i was on the tractor last night"

by edenismeatbeaten January 5, 2023

r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018

Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 10, 2021

pork tractor

When you have intercourse doggy style and walk the girl and or man around the room on all fours

Aww man Danny D. Was banging this chick doggy style workin her like a pork tractor.

by Porktractor June 9, 2017

Tractor pull

When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.

Tom just lost the tractor pull. I bet Aaron is going to love the handy from Tom.

by Salad tosser 1.0 November 5, 2020