The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.
"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)

"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.

"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!
by Lex - ultimatetowelie.co.uk October 22, 2003
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A perpetually burned-out talking towel on South Park. Loves to smoke marijuana (even though Mr. Mackey says "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?").
No, Towelie, we do NOT want to get high!
by SiliconHero April 25, 2003
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A "smart" towel manufactured by Tynacorp in the Paramount cartoon series South Park, Towelie is a computer-equipped, sentient, walking, talking, blue Bathroom Towel.

Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.

Most Memorable Moment:

Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Oh no, not Towelie...
by kjun1_3 February 06, 2011
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Cartman: "Towelie, you're the worst character ever."
Towelie: "I know..."
by Smanny April 15, 2006
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A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.
"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".

"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".
by abracadabra10 March 26, 2009
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