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tough shit 

A: Mrs. Smith I forgot what the homework was.

B: Tough shit, pal!
tough shit by Carlo Anthony November 22, 2006

tough shit 

Person 1: Damit, I failed this test, my parents will beat me

Person 2: Tough shit
tough shit by DeathBunny April 5, 2004

tough shit 

a way to describe an incident or occurence in life as troublesome, or in many cases, to express a generally fucked up state of living.

imagine the literal "tough shit", it's like a real burning case of the squirts, only as a metaphor for life. most commonly emphasized sarcastically, as to mock the seriousness of the situation.
Bob: I haven't slept in days, there's a terrible rash on my crotch, my car got impounded, some other guy is fucking my girlfriend, and I just lost my job.

Jane: Tough shit man.
tough shit by Rham March 18, 2008

Tough shit 

People usually say it when their feeling good when using taking drugs.
Damn! This crack is tough shit!
Tough shit by J Briggs September 24, 2015

Tough Shit 

Derogatory

Someone who “acts” tough but isn’t , a bully, a bad person being mean but thinks they are pretty cool. Possibly Australian origins.
That guy, what atough shit’
Yeah he’s a real “Tough Shit”
Tough Shit by Ralph Shitstorm March 18, 2019

Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.