totally not gay 

Really, really, ridiculously gay.

Darren: Hey, do these espadrilles make me look like some sort of twink?

Chris: Don't worry brah. You look totally not gay. Chuch.

totally not gay by teh_slops September 9, 2010

totally not gay 

When closeted gay men who desperately seek the attention and approval of others jokingly engage in sexual innuendos that would otherwise appear to make them homosexual but then claim that its "totally not gay" when it is in-fact completely, 100% gay.

Zephyr: Hey, why don't I pretend to perform fellatio on you.
Jono: Sure, cuz we're "straight" so its funny because we're totally not gay!

totally not gay by Starchy Tuber Pal December 30, 2011

totally not gay 

Gay.

Benedict XVI is totally not gay.

I'm totally not gay.

totally not gay by Queen Buttrix June 1, 2018

Totally not gay 

Something that you and your bro just “do”

Yo, so I fingered my bro and that’s totally not gay.
My bro bought me McDonalds so I had to pleasure in a totally not gay way.

Totally not gay by Andrew 333 November 16, 2018