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totally accurate battle simulator

totally accurate battle simulator can be shortened to T.A.B.S. T.A.B.S is a silly game about making polygon people(animals and gods included) fight. T.A.B.S was in closed alpha and pre-alphas for 2 years(almost 3 years) and in 2019 on April 1st they released the early access version. you would expect to be a joke but it's not
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totally accurate battle simulator

A ragdoll war game where you play as god in many different modes like Campaign mode, that makes the player plan a strategy, or just spam Firework Archers, there's Sandbox mode where you can make an army of sophisticated troopers that go to war against another war formation, or just make some weird art and some things that make no sense, and the most recent is Unit Creator where you essentially become a developer and create your passion, or make some cursed meme unit. This game is a hell of a lot of fun btw.
1. Hey man, what you playing?
2. Im playing totally accurate battle simulator.
1. Can I join?
2. Sure!

totally accurate battle simulator

A game where you play god and make red and blue team fight each other with many different units.
you;yo man you want to play totally accurate battle simulator? friend:lol k. other friend: same dude.
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