To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.
Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!
by POSHeries February 7, 2011
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to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.
oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!
by stopdropandrollballs June 15, 2010
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To fart and then leave the premises.
I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.
by toot n booter February 17, 2015
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When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.
Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.
by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 8, 2018
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When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.
Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.
by XHale FADELife July 18, 2021
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