Slang term for k2, the fake weed
Smoking tookie can put holes in your brain and kill you.
by Bonody April 20, 2017
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1.Most commonly used in terms of excitement, the plural form is used to express ones emotional high. 2.A southern term for the vagina. 3.A rare insult. 4.A
formal hand shake, where 2 people spread the index and middle finger such as to
make a peace sign, then turn teir hands sideways and join them at their fingers
base.
Ted, your parents bought you a new car. Tookies!

Bill, come drink with us you tookie!

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Damn, Tookie's on death row for killin' all them Bloodz.
by White Out April 12, 2004
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the hind quarters of a human: ass, butt, rear end...
That homework was a pain in the tookis!
by Sobo March 23, 2003
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1. Multiple shotgun killer 2. Murderer of a convenience store clerk 3. Murderer of a husband, wife and daughter who ran a motel 4. co-Wrote booklets, not books, that amount to less than a single highschool essay 5. Never apologized for the murders 6. Never admitted to the murders - that might hurt his capital habeas case 7. Coward who uses peace as a cover for fear of the lethal injection
Tookie gets put down by the guards. Tookie is on his final appeal. Just about anyone can get nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, including Tookie. Tookie will never actually win a Nobel peace prize. Tookie's veins are bulging and popping at the sight of The Deep Needle.
by Deep Needle July 31, 2005
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Tookie shotgun killed a store clerk. Then a week later, Tookie shotgun killed a father, mother and daughter.
by Deep Needle August 20, 2005
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I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!

Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....
dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!

author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?
by Correct January 7, 2006
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