Tony the Tiger

The mascot who produces steroids in his cereal. Come on, just look at him. He's freakin' huge! And all those kids hitting homers in his commercials. That's no skill for little leaguers.

Tony the Tiger is the Barry Bonds of food.

Tony the Tiger by Grind Graves January 10, 2008

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Tony the Tiger

He's GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT (also comes in super charged)
he is an electronic superhero who takes the form of a tiger. his arch enemy is the hammock

hey tony, i like the thinks you do. hey tony! if i could i would be you. your the one and only tiger, my one and only friend. knows how to take a breakfast and make it GRRRREAT

Tony the Tiger by M u ff in Ju ic e March 22, 2003

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tony the tiger

a scary, mean tiger who rapes innocent kids who loves his cereal. Also known as the guy with the "ggggrrrreat" cereal.

Betty: My son got raped by a tiger!
Cop: Thats not just any tiger it's tony the tiger! He's G-R-R-Reat!

tony the tiger by Limpy Simpy January 17, 2008

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Tony The Tiger

When one man puts sugar on his balls and dick and has his cat lick it off. it is an official Tony The Tiger when the cat can fit the whole 2 inch dick in its mouth. Sam Cole is a prime example.

Sam Cole loves to get Tony The Tigers on Friday nights with his trusty companion, Mittens the cat

Tony The Tiger by blackpeopleblow March 9, 2009