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honky tonk special 

A trashy, slutty woman who hangs out at country bars and has no qualms about random hookups, even with married men. Can be relied upon any night for an easy chuck with no strings attached.
Brad: "Sup dude. You look haggard today."
Sam: "Yeah man, I just came back from Amber's place. Linda broke up with me yesterday and I went to the bar and had a few shots, and you know how that ends up. Spoiler alert: I banged her."
Brad: "A little honky tonk special action, huh? Talk about haggard! She's more haggard than Merle. And she's been around the block more times than the mailman. You might want to go to the doctor and get checked out."
Sam: "You can say that again. It itches."

"Sure enough about closing time, I'm about stoned out of my mind, and I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home, and I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound."
-Hank Williams, Jr., "Whiskey Bent and Hellbound"

"Honky tonk special, you're not my daddy's wife."
-Marty Brown, "Honky Tonk Special"
honky tonk special by Nicholas D September 7, 2013
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honky tonk sucky cock 

Gay sex were a guy fists another turning the anus inside out and then sucking it
"Dude, did you hear that Gio had honky tonk sucky cock with Eric?"

tonka sized 

This is a term referring to doing something on a massive scale.
Dude, I just took a tonka sized dump.
tonka sized by CampbellU July 8, 2009

twilight.tonkss 

an amazing human who makes brIlLianT content and is very talented and funny and so pretty, they deserve the word and you can’t change my mind.
twilight.tonkss is awesome! i love their content!

twilight.tonkss 

an amazing human who makes very cool marauders content and is very pretty and is a premium cool kid, the coolest hufflepuff kid on the planet.
twilight.tonkss is an amazing person! <3

old soviet tanks 

What Homer Simpson's car is made of.
Homer: "And I want it repaired with quality GM Parts!"

Grimey Jr:"Sir, your car is made of old soviet tanks."
old soviet tanks by My name July 13, 2006

stir the tanks

Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.
My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.
stir the tanks by htpk August 29, 2016