One who is sarcastic, an asshole, and a good person. Sometimes this person can be seen as only one of these qualities; A nickname for Anthony; A person who is smart
Person #1: Hey, so I heard your friends with Tony.
Person #2: I consider it to be a frenemy.
Person#1: Why is that?
Person#2: Well he can be a real asshole but, he is loyal to his friends.
by Sprisemf January 31, 2015
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Someone who is very attractive, a real go getter. Always has many friends that are girls. Very funny, and most commonly is a hot Italian with a huge penis.
Damn, I wish I could be like Tony.
by Miguele Hernandez May 29, 2008
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A man that women go insane for, literally.
The only name that has been coming out of her mouth for the last 8 months is "Tony" and she can't shut the fuck up.
by Tony the labotomizer February 8, 2010
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A Tony is a person who says some really dumb shit.
Someone: "I'm not a rapist, I'm straight!"

Someone else: "That's some shit a Tony would say."
by joshdied April 8, 2018
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Toyn kast 1.90 400 pounds solid muscle faster than usain bolt, more muscular than awodibo, smarter than Einstein. Perfect
person1: yoo that guy is ripped as fuck
person2: yeah he kinda reminds me of tony
by fdasf69 November 21, 2021
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The man known for being incredibly handsome easily the most handsome man of the world, has enimes not because he's a bad guy but because he's so awesome haters can't help to hate.his penis is more than a myth its more than a legend it is rumored it was once used as a sword to defeat chuck norris,but many may say this is fact women want him animals love obey and fear him this is the cure of tony
bob:you hear about that tony guy
chris: yeah he's a beast
by the,man,the myth,the legend December 10, 2010
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(n),(pl): Term used for people who are overly spacey, ditzy, or generally flaky. Evolution:
Frosted Flakes->Tony the Tiger->Tonies

singular form: tony
"All our friends totally boned out on us and couldn't come to the movie tonight."
"Dude...the tonies strike again."
by Midnight July 9, 2004
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