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Tom Cruise Technology 

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.
Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.

Tom Christianitis 

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.
I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

Tom Cavanagh 

He is an absolute amazing actor and has shown the diversity in what he can do through the character he’s played, especially in the flash. Tom Cavanagh is so multitalented, people are struggling to find something he can’t do. Not to mention he’s the most fucking jaw-dropingly handsome guy on tv. He’s also known for being funnier than any comedian to exist and having a heart bigger then the multiverse
You’re almost as talented as Tom Cavanagh, but no one can top his perfection
Tom Cavanagh by Sisterswag January 30, 2019

Tom Crook 

The real name of Animal Crossing character Tom Nook. This raccoon has a monopoly in the real estate business and rips you off when you buy or sell items in his shop.
Villager: I'ma sell this Regal Sofa at Crookington's
Other Villager: Nah, Tom Crook will just rip you off, go sell that at Re-Tail.
Tom Crook by Gonzalo Barrios March 9, 2017

tom collins 

An alcoholic drink consisting of; Gin, Lemon juice, Sugar, Club soda, a cherry and a slice of orange. A bit wet i know.

However Tom Collins is also a mega cool, good looking guy who is a God among insects
"Could I have a Tom Collins please bar tender?"

"Hey is that Tom Collins?"
"I think it is... Should we go and talk to him?"
"Not sure... Are we worthy?"

Tom Cobbins

An alcoholic drink (typically malt or fortified liquor) such as Mad Dog 20/20, Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, Steel Reserve, Milwaulkees Best, King Cobra, Olde English, etc...

This drink when purchased comes in a single brown carrying bag (sometimes called a "skirt") that is used to insulate it from the hand while it is consumed. If the drink is consumed while in a motor vehicle, it may also be referred to as a "traveler".

The drinks title is a derivative of the "Tom Collins", as to make it sound classier when it is described to others.

The Tom Cobbins is a favorite of lower income mavros, often Taco Bell workers. The drink is provides a strong, but reliable cheap buzz.
"I'd like to get a "Rosey in a Skirt'."
"I need to run over to the BP and grab me a few Tom Cobbins before the boss gets back".

"Hey whats in the brown bag?
I got me a Blue Raspberry Bling MD 20/20 Tom Cobbins"
Tom Cobbins by whats up will April 9, 2011