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Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.
her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....
by jimbotambo September 10, 2011
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Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!
by Jameseroonski December 25, 2007
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The gayest person ever. A raging homosexual with no toes, likes eating ass and has very bad aids. Avoid at all costs.
Shit, there's that tom fella, we better cross the road we might catch something
by mcnw11 August 02, 2011
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A bitchy wuss man. Tends to be insecure, and whiny. He demands constant attention. A neglectful boyfriend that always has an excuse. When confronted, he cries- throws bitch fits and pleads to be kept. In all, a pussy.
"Dude, you know that Tom, god, whatta bitch"
by annabanannaramma February 05, 2010
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