towl - keen - eeng
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
Morty: Ah geez Rick, I don't know if I can go on this adventure with you.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.
by George RR Martini July 30, 2024
A really long amount of time.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
by EtAl. December 01, 2021
A really long amount of time.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
by EtAl. December 01, 2021
A term used to refer to situations where someone creates something such as a made-up language or universe so elaborate that it is akin to the likes of JRR Tolkien's work.
Person 1: I just created my own fictional world and created an entire fake language and alphabet!
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
by tomothy17 July 15, 2024
A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.
Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
something so cool that its like J.r.r. tolkien squared as in TO THE SECOND POWER. it all started when one of my friends was describing a thing in D&D, and i misinterpreted it. Soon ideas about a book to come sprung to my mind, thinking people would describe it tolkien squared, we prayed for such a thing and continued our pre-campaign chat
by Cryonaka October 19, 2014