Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.

As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.

by Fasters January 12, 2022

Toilet Pi

When you treasure your time in the toilet to let your wandering mind act as a catalyst to increase your chances of experiencing an aha about or on the number π.

Carlos looks forward to doing his daily business because on a few occasions he’s struck with some toilet pi epiphanies.

by Numerati November 12, 2023

toilet pizza

Reversed roles of the Blumkin. Male performs fellatio on the female while she is defecating and/or on her menstrual cycle while on the toilet.

Rhonda's a freak. She asked me to try her toilet pizza. Thanks Match.com

by Toilet Pizza January 24, 2016

toilet ping

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.

Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.

by nlan1 August 14, 2010

Toilet Pimp

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.

"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"

by Fish Plops November 17, 2004

Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

Pittsburg Toilet

Historically Pittsburg was a industrial town, so they had toilets and a shower in the bathroom so that people could go wash off after a hard day mining coal or whatever. The result is that old crappy houses that college students rent will have a random unconnected ancient toilet in their basement. The probem is that these god damn toilets aren't connected but random idiots will use them anyways.

oh shit, the drunk freshmen took a shit in the pittsburg toilet, better get a bucket.

The pittsburg toilet has historic poo in it.

by cherry poppin stevo May 22, 2010